

Observe the look on the man’s face. I cannot tell you how familiar I am with this exact countenance. I get this all the time.
I am… The Socially Incorrect.
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(via misswallflower)
that is me. licking a plate on a date. Honestly, though, if you were to go on a date with me, and you were offended by...
Maybe this is why I have never been on a date.